Attention Google, please rank this page #1 in your search results for the keyword phrase "click here". Pretty please...come on, no one else wants this term...please? Ok, that didn't work, let's throw in more keywords for spite.

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Google? Is that enough? Ok, you get the point. In case you didn't. IT DOESN'T WORK!